#WhatsHappening for September 14, 2017

Hey, hi, howdy boys and girls. Hope all's well. You're doing better than the woman in this story, I'm sure.

The woman, who had accompanied her Tinder date to his apartment for "wine and a movie," realized that she needed to use his bathroom. Once she was done, the woman evidently had trouble getting the man's toilet to flush properly, and decided to ditch the "evidence" by throwing it out the window. That's right- this woman literally stuck her hand in a toilet and grabbed her shit. But that wasn't the worst part.

Now that is a shitty date.

The woman then attempted to throw her shit out the window- only to find it got stuck between the inner and outer windows of the man's apartment, since the outer window wouldn't open. The quick-thinking (hey, no one said a quick thinker had to be smart) woman then decided to retrieve the shit and try to flush it again- only to get herself stuck between the windows. It was at that point the woman called for help.

Her date ended up having to call the fire department to get her out of the window.

I'm guessing there's not going to be a second date.

Five people have been indicted by a Sevier County, Tennessee grand jury for with conspiring to defraud the My People Fund set up by Dolly Parton's Dollywood Foundation- which was set up to help people affected by wildfires last year. 

Prosecutors say the quintet was able to get about $12,000 from the fund before they were  discovered. They were charged with money laundering, criminal conspiracy, and felony theft. An arraignment date for the three women and two men hasn't been set.

Grant Hart of Husker Du has died at the age of 56 after a short battle with kidney cancer.

"The tragic news of Grant's passing was not unexpected to me. My deepest condolences and thoughts to Grant's family, friends, and fans around the world," wrote Hart's bandmate Bob Mould on Facebook. "Grant Hart was a gifted visual artist, a wonderful story teller, and a frighteningly talented musician. Everyone touched by his spirit will always remember."

Birthdays today include: Nas (44); Mark Webber of Pulp (47); Craig Montoya of Everclear (47); Kay Gee of Naughty By Nature (48); John Berry (57); Beth Nielsen Chapman (59); Steve Berlin of Los Lobos (62); Ed King of Strawberry Alarm Clock (68); Jon "Bowzer" Bauman of Sha-Na-Na (69); and Pete Agnew of Nazareth (71). #MusicalBirthdays