#WhatsHappening for January 9, 2018

I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but... Hey, TBS- it doesn't matter how many times you run that promo, Conan still isn't funny.

Speaking of give it a rest already, the Drop the Mic show needs to just fucking go away.

Hey kids. Hope your Tuesday went well.

Probably not, if you're a UGA fan- or if you lived anywhere near downtown Atlanta and had to deal with the fuckery of shit-tons of traffic and the added, uh, joy, of a visit from the president.

Willie Nelson was forced to abruptly end his show in San Diego over the weekend.

The San Diego Union-Tribune reported that Nelson had barely begun the show when he began coughing and having trouble breathing. Nelson’s publicist told the Union-Tribune that the 84-year-old singer was suffering from either "a bad cold or the flu" and was returning to his Texas home to recuperate.

Nelson's illness also led to the cancellation of his three upcoming shows in Palm Springs, Las Vegas and Laughlin, Nevada, this week. No word was given on whether those shows would be rescheduled- or if Nelson's illness would lead him cancelling any of his February shows, which begin on the 7th in Macon.

Nothing says "class" like painting a huge mural of the first search warrant that was executed against you in your den, à la Chris Brown.

Hot on the heels of confirming she was being sued by Radiohead (more on that below), Lana Del Rey was forced to cancel show in Kansas City tonight.

Kansas City, Missouri, I’m so sorry to have to cancel the show tomorrow but I’ve come down with the flu so I’ll be resuming the tour in Chicago. We will try and find a make up date- and refunds are available at point of purchase.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) January 9, 2018

Del Rey's LA to the Moon Tour kicked off last Friday and is set to span North and South America, Australia, and Europe.

Radiohead's publisher is denying that legal action has been brought against Del Ray, telling Pitchfork that, while it was "true that (Warner/Chappell have) been in discussions since August of last year with Lana Del Rey's representatives... no lawsuit has been issued and Radiohead have not said they "'will only accept 100%'" of the publishing of 'Get Free'."

I mentioned that we'd gone to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi last week- and, let me tell you, the previews for The Avengers: Infinity War previews looked pretty bad ass in 3D.

Fuck the Police from N.W.A. has been broadcasting over Dunedin, New Zealand police scanners for the "past few days," according to the Otago Daily Times.
Inspector Kevin Lloyd said the prank is putting people "in danger" and said "if it carries on and if they do what they’re doing it will delay a response."
Police scanners in the area have also reportedly been picking up songs by Rage Against the Machine.

Birthdays today include: Dave Matthews of Dave Matthews Band (51); Steve Harwell of Smash Mouth (51); Carl Bell of Fuel (51); Eric Erlandson of Hole (54); Crystal Gayle (66); David Johansen of New York Dolls (67); Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin (73); Kenneth Kelly of The Manhattans (74); and Joan Baez (76). #MusicalBirthdays