Friday, August 12, 2016

This woman is 62. I'm 48 and look like 100 lbs of shit in a 50 lb bag.
John Mellencamp should team up with Billy Joel, Rick Ocasek and all of the Rollings Stones to do a song called "Holy Shit, How Did Such A Beautiful Woman Fall For Me (And Oh God, Why Did I Fuck It Up)?"

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